Tuesday, July 12, 2005
| Phone Sex|
How to be good in phone sex.
1. Use your imagination
Play a role or pretend you're strangers
Guy : Hello, (deep sexy tone) I'm a most wanted guy. Everyone wants me
Gal : Wanted? Osma, is that you??
2. Choose a tone
Be flirty, seductive, demanding or dominerring
Gal : Baby slap yourself twice so hard I can feel and hear it
clearly
Guy : Haha, you gotta be kiddin..
Gal : ?????
3. Try not to laugh
He'll be embarrassed if he thinks you find the whole
situation hilarious
Guy : Little John cant wait to come near you
Gal : Little John?? I thought u said ya big?? *laffs*
4.Make sure you're really into it
Fake sex is bad sex, even on phone
Gal : Oh my god.. it feels so good..
Guy : But I havent even started or did anythin yet
5.Groan, moan, breathe heavily or stay silent
The suspense will kill him
Guy : Baby are you there?
Gal : *Silent*
Guy : Hello??
Gal : *Silent*
Guy : Oye sleep already ah? Dammit.. *hangs up*
Gal : .............Darlin? ..........
6.Describe what you're doing to yourself and what
you'd like to do to him
Give a lot of detail like smell, feel taste and heat of your body
Guy : Baby what perfume you using?
Gal : Me? Oh honey I havent taken ma shower yet.. and my feet kinda stinks.
But lets take it as I'm using "Pleasure".. it smells sweet ....
7.Tell him what he should do to himself
Say thing like "Dont touch yourself until I say you cant!"
Guy : Baby you are driving me crazy
Gal : Oh baby, I want you to touch yourself at *another line* Oh you wait ah
Guy : Wait?? Ah.. naughty gal, you muz be up to something.
Gal : *Busy on the other line*
Guy : *waits*........
source by Ms inkiepinkieponkie!
memories jotted down @ 9:10 PM `